Fic: Spelunking!

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Title: Spelunking!
Author: shinysparks
Prompt: #5; bonus
Rating: R (profanity, nudity, general strangeness)
Character/s: Robin, Archer, Guy, Tuck
Summary: Guy, Robin and Archer take a detour on the way back from York and end up spelunking in a cave. Hilarity ensues.
Warnings: Crack!
Word Count: 2,372
Disclaimer: I don't own or make money off of this, I just torment the characters for cheap laughs, bla-di-bla-di-bla... Also, if my future therapist is reading this fic, I am not crazy. No, really. ;)
Author's Notes: Thanks to the lovely thymelady for betaing this crazy thing! <3 Started out as a Hobbit crossover, but went insane from there. ;) Also, the lice thing has turned into a running joke in my last three fics. Sorry! ;)

( “Admit it,” Growled Guy, as he stared at the seemingly endless underground passage in front of him. “You’ve gotten us lost.” )

Fic: Tension

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Title: Tension
Author: shinysparks
Rating: PG-13
Character/s: Robin, Archer, Guy
Pairing: hints at Guy/Robin
Summary: Archer brings up the unresolved sexual tension between Guy and Robin.
Warnings: Crack!
Word Count: 273
Disclaimer: I don't own or make money off of this, I just torment the characters for cheap laughs, bla-di-bla-di-bla...
Author's Notes: Thanks to the lovely thymelady for betaing this drabble. <3

( “You know, they say when two men lust after the same woman, it’s usually a way to cover the fact that they’re secretly in love with each other.” Said Archer, smirking... )