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Title: Snuggles the Cat (Curses! #5)
Author: shinysparks
Prompt: #14; beggar
Rating: PG
Character/s: Guy, Kate, Robin, Much
Summary: Part 5 of Curses! Kate loves her new kitty.
Warnings: Crack. Just... epic crack.
Word Count: 367
Disclaimer: I don't own or make money off of this, I just torment the characters for cheap laughs, bla-di-bla-di-bla...
Author's note: Thanks to the lovely thymelady for helping to inspire this! <3 There will be more in this series. I'm having far too much fun with it. ;)

Part #1 | Part #2 | Part #3 | Part #4

( "Oh, you are such a lovely little kitty!" Kate cooed as she stroked the gray-eyed tuxedo cat that was curled up on her chest, causing him to purr. )

Title: Violet
Author/Artist: shinysparks
Prompt: 11; color
Rating: PG
Character/s: Guy, Isabella, Ghislaine, Allan
Summary: Kid!Guy's walls get painted a new color. Horror ensues. ;)
Warnings: Kid!fic
Word Count: 555
Disclaimer: I don't own or make money, bla-di-bla-di-bla...

( "Do you like it?" Ghislaine asked as she led her son into his freshly painted bedchamber. "Your sister chose the color, you know." )

Title: Run For Your Life (Curses! #4)
Author: shinysparks
Prompt: #08; genius
Rating: PG
Character/s: Guy, Allan, Isabella
Summary: Part 4 of Curses! Guy attempts to seek his revenge on Isabella, but things don't go according to plan...
Warnings: Crack. Just... epic crack.
Word Count: 795
Disclaimer: I don't own or make money off of this, I just torment the characters for cheap laughs, bla-di-bla-di-bla...
Author's note: Thanks to the lovely thymelady for helping to inspire this! <3 There will be more in this series. I'm having far too much fun with it. ;)

Part #1 | Part #2 | Part #3

( "I'm not being funny, but..." Allan whispered, pulling up his brown cloak around his face as two castle guards passed by... )

Title: Licked (Curses! #2)
Author: shinysparks
Prompt: #08; genius
Rating: PG
Character/s: Guy, Robin, Archer
Summary: Part 2 of Curses! Guy gets even with Robin and Archer.
Warnings: Crack. Just... epic crack.
Word Count: 380
Disclaimer: I don't own or make money off of this, I just torment the characters for cheap laughs, bla-di-bla-di-bla...
Author's note: Thanks to the lovely thymelady for helping to inspire this! <3 There will be more in this series. I'm having far too much fun with it. ;)

Part #1

( Guy had spent the night licking himself. )

Title: Low Tide
Author: shinysparks
Prompt: #07; tide
Rating: PG-13 (nudity, mild profanity)
Character/s: Guy, Meg
Pairing/s: Guy/Meg
Summary: Meg tries to get Guy to take a bath, the fourth wall gets fractured and hilarity and nudity ensue.
Warnings: Crack!fluff; Also, AU - Meg doesn't die, Guy doesn't join the gang and they get married.
Word Count: 957
Disclaimer: I don't own or make money off of this, I just torment the characters for cheap laughs, bla-di-bla-di-bla...
Author's note: Thanks to the lovely thymelady for betaing this! <3

( "Off with your clothes, Guy!" Meg yelled, pointing his own sword at his throat. )

Title: Tough
Author: shinysparks
Prompt: #06; fever
Rating: PG-13 (nudity)
Character/s: Guy, Meg
Pairing/s: Guy/Meg
Summary: Meg proves to Guy that she can be tough.
Warnings: Crack!fluff; Also, AU - Guy gets hurt instead of Meg during their escape.
Word Count: 1,103
Disclaimer: I don't own or make money off of this, I just torment the characters for cheap laughs, bla-di-bla-di-bla...
Author's note: I had hoped for this to be longer and with a better, more cracky ending, but with fireworks going on in the background, I couldn't really concentrate very well. :(

( “Pull your pants down, Guy.” Meg ordered... )

Title: Spelunking!
Author: shinysparks
Prompt: #5; bonus
Rating: R (profanity, nudity, general strangeness)
Character/s: Robin, Archer, Guy, Tuck
Summary: Guy, Robin and Archer take a detour on the way back from York and end up spelunking in a cave. Hilarity ensues.
Warnings: Crack!
Word Count: 2,372
Disclaimer: I don't own or make money off of this, I just torment the characters for cheap laughs, bla-di-bla-di-bla... Also, if my future therapist is reading this fic, I am not crazy. No, really. ;)
Author's Notes: Thanks to the lovely thymelady for betaing this crazy thing! <3 Started out as a Hobbit crossover, but went insane from there. ;) Also, the lice thing has turned into a running joke in my last three fics. Sorry! ;)

( “Admit it,” Growled Guy, as he stared at the seemingly endless underground passage in front of him. “You’ve gotten us lost.” )

Title: Parley!
Author: shinysparks
Prompt: “Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.”
Rating: PG-13
Character/s: Guy, Robs, Archer
Pairing/s: Robin/Isabella (mentioned)
Summary: Guy, Robin and Archer have a little chat while awaiting execution for piracy on the deck of a crusader ship during the Fourth Crusade (in other words, AU.)
Warnings: Crackfic.
Word Count: 1,647
Disclaimer: I don't own or make money off of this, I just torment the characters for cheap laughs, bla-di-bla-di-bla...
Author's Notes: Basically, this is AU!crack that ignores the existence of 3x12-13. Everyone lives, goes their separate ways and then end up meeting up again during the Fourth Crusade.

This may be a prologue to a longer, future fic. :)

( “Well... this seems oddly familiar...” Guy griped )